Yousif called me several times after the first post about him, however, after a while he gave up and delegated the late-night calls to his friend Mark.  In response to a recent post, Mark gave me a call at about 2AM last night.  My wife and I were up watching DVDs of Battlestar Galactica, so it’s not as inconvenient as you would think.

I was getting bored of the call, and decided to fire up Audacity, in order to record some of his profane rants and play them back to him.  Once he wrapped his head around the fact that I was able to record the call, he decided that he wanted me to record a message to post here, on my website.

The following, is that message.  While I took this as an opportunity to play around with iMovie, I haven’t censored any of the language or idiocy that’s present in his audio.  If you are easily offended, then you might not want to watch.  If you’re at work, well, you might want to save this till you get home, or get some headphones :)

Edit: Yousif apparently didn’t like the fact that this video was in the “Related Videos” box for the commercial he made ripped off from Lanier Leather for his affiliate marketing site.  He managed to report the YouTube version of this video into oblivion, so here it is on metacafe:

Edit: Awesome comments down below.  Glad you could join us, Mark.  I guess this is where you can contact him for the time being.

  14 Responses to “Yousif Yalda's friend, Mark gives me a call”

  1. Is this the Yousif Security Blog now? :-)

  2. Has been lately! Can’t write about what I’m up to at work right now, and I’m right in the middle of the personal projects I’m wanting to have posts about.

    Call it a slow news week ;) . At least they’ve taken up the charge of entertaining my readers in the meantime.

  3. Wow… that was really… um… wellrepetitive would be the best word. I think Mark has some anger issues.

    Love how I made the hate list though. He was close with the Canadian comment though. Just an Englishman living in Austria. That’s close right ??

  4. alright you fags, that video was all me, i dont deny shit, what is really funny..is that..MCGREW CHANGED THE FUCKING SOUND OF HIS FUCKING VOICE! AND ALSO, MCGREW IS A 100% PUSSY BITCH THATS GAY! HE IS SO SCARED THE HE DID NOT FUCKING REPLY BECAUSE HE KNOWS I MADE HIM SOUND LIKE A FUCK UP KID, THAT HAS NOTHING IN HIS LIFE TODO BUT BAG ON YOUSIF, AND MR.ANAL ER W.E THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS..FUCK YOU! OKAY ILL SAY IT AGAIN FUCKKKK YOOOOUUU

    AND MCGREW, HONEST TO GOD, JUST FUCKING SHOW UP AT BLACKHAT..INLESS YOUR GONNA PUSSY OUT AGAAIN YOU MOTHER FUCKING REDNECK HILLBILLY SOUNDIN MUTHA FUCKA

    AND FOR YOUR WIFE..GOD HELP HER..SHE HAS SOME FUCKED UP TEETH, AND SHES FAT AND UGLY! SHE SOUNDS LIKE THERES A DICK IN HER MOUTH1!

    IM SO VERY SUPRISED THAT YOU DIDINT POST HER VOICE OR YOUR REALLL VOICE ON THAT VIDEO, U FAGGOT!

  5. Hi Mark! Thanks for leaving a comment.

    Voices do tend to sound different over different microphones, phones, etc. The recording I made was with the built-in microphone on my MacBook, which is why you sound like you’re coming through on a phone (because you were), and I sound like I’m being recorded on the mic directly (because I was).

    If you’d like to hear more of my voice, feel free to check out this episode of Pauldotcom Security Weekly:

    http://media.libsyn.com/media/pauldotcom/pauldotcom-SW-episode104.mp3

    … or this episode of SecuraByte:

    http://media.libsyn.com/media/securabit/securabytep01.mp3

    These were recorded with a consumer-grade Plantronics headset through Skype. Who knows, you might even learn something :-D .

  6. boy that sure did sound repetitive. but it’s fun being on a hate list not me first time being on one.

  7. Mark, I hope you know that if Wesley or Crystal wanted, they could press charges for threats against their lives. Granted, you would be charged as a minor. Also, how smart do you have to be to threaten someone when you KNOW they are recording you. Just amazing. Also, is it wise to threaten a “redneck”? I mean seriously.

  8. Wow, Mark, you’re almost as retarded as Yousif.

  9. *insert witty comment here*

    It was fun while it lasted, but it’s getting old and repetitive fast. Somebody let me know if Mark figures out how to write a normal sentence without resorting to insulting people he doesn’t even know.

    Until then (and I’m sure it’ll be a while) I’ll move onto more interesting things… like watching paint dry.

  10. I used to go to school with Yousif and know him and Mark are like Calvin and Hobbes…so much that they sorta hung out with each other a little too much. There was a rumor going around the school about how Yousif walked in on Mark in the shower after gym class and screamed like a little girl. Nothing sexual happened from what I’ve been told, but come on. Like a little girl?

    If you can’t act tough in the real world, there’s always the Internet, right?

  11. someone needs a spanking and sent to bed this is some of the most retarded info i have wasted my time on in a long time

    Peace
    War

  12. lol he sounds just like any other 12 year old that thinks he is tough.. anyone can be tough over the phone or in a chat room.. we should find a way to get him in the real world out of his PJ’s and the comfort of mommy and daddy’s house and see how tough he is.. or maybe I am old maybe nowadays dropping the F’bomb 30 times makes u a tough guy.. and if marky-mark and his funky bunch wanna come show me how tough he is just ask and I will post my address and he can come see me..

  13. mark and yousif are the shit bitch

    DONT MESS WE FUCK PPL UP

  14. Hi Saman!

    Thanks for leaving a comment, however I think you’re going to have to go into more detail if you want to strike fear into anyone’s heart.

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